put this in your pipe and beckett

It's a great day in Bean-town. The Yankees are doing some early damage against ego-maniac starting pitcher Josh Beckett, and his pitches are getting used up fast. I certainly hope that the egos of Beckett and everyone that supports him have taken a major blow.

Meanwhile, talents by the names of Damon and Abreu continue to act like scheming partners in crime. I love watching this! Abreu started the season in the National League, but everyone saw that he was really an American League-style big-swinging outfielder.

Finally, I heard that our friend A-Rod once tried a part-time job as a barista. He made a lot of errors, though, and eventually struck out.